Little Ice Champion Gifts

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Muy mum rocks.

'It's an EIEIO!'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

Boy holding football.

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Terrifically Twickenham

Moral Ambiguity

Poker Moms

Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

'Angela would rather be out playing baseball, but violin practice comes first.'

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

Bring Your Inner Child To Work Day

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'

Knocked it out of the park

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'