Ice Champion Gifts

All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

Hockey Season.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Cake

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Baking

"You call this ice?"

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"We used to be cooler."

Giant Birthday Cake

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Cake Writer's Block

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

Child making ice sculpture.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Gone Fishing.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hands off!

Hockey cheerleaders.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Hockey Goal

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'