Little Ice Skaters Gifts

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Four children playing the flute.

Ice skater

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Panettone

Ice Skater

"Shred the plank."

Bunny Hill

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Rockefeller Center."

Snow is falling...

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

The Hockey Puckey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Raging Bull on Ice

Freezing

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Ice skating

Man Skating With Dog.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."