Little Golfers Gifts

Kids playing doctor.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Baby Screen Time

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Putter'.

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

Getting rid of the opposition.

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Sink the putt or else!

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

Golf Fib

'Would you like a cart?'

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

Shot Putt-Putt.

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Ask Sadie. FWD: Sadie – With bodies like ours, how do we measure for a new Belly Putter????? - Jim; RPV, CA. *Actual reader letter. That's a common misconception, Jim. I've never been fitted for any golf club. I've always used something else to send the ball scurrying across the grass … The gale force wind from my lungs! Admittedly, I am talking miniature golf. Do you have any Neosporin?

Crazy Golf.

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"