Little Ice Champion T-Shirts

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Muy mum rocks.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'It's an EIEIO!'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Boy holding football.

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Terrifically Twickenham

Poker Moms

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Moral Ambiguity

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

'Angela would rather be out playing baseball, but violin practice comes first.'

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'

No ugly pets allowed.

Knocked it out of the park

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'