Literary Underdog Supporter Pillows

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Distractions Of The Great

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Don Quixote

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Eat my dust!"

The intellectual.

Iris Murdoch

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"