Literary Underdog Supporter Pillows

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Iris Murdoch

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Eat my dust!"

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

The intellectual.

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."