Academic Underdog Supporter Pillows

"Congratulations, Phillip. You've managed to score somehow lower than chance."

2021

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Eat my dust!"

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

COVID Vaccine

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Vaccine Hesitancy

David and Goliath.

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Safe vaccine for the world

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Vaccination is defeating the virus

Guns won't help

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"Thank you, Sir."