Literary Soldier Gifts

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Book vs film

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"So, what are you reading?"

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Cyberwarfare

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

Poetry Knight

Dangerous Mural

'War is heck!'

Reading

Clara had come a long way from those readings at the public library.

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

21 Bun Salute.

Dear Author: Benign way of saying no. Sincerely, The Editors.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

We're Looking At a Few Good Men

Hit Or Missler Gun

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

Silhouttes

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

BOOKSHOP, 'Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Tom Clancy type.'

Book Sailing