Literary Soldier Pillows

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Book vs film

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"So, what are you reading?"

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Cyberwarfare

Dangerous Mural

Reading

'War is heck!'

Clara had come a long way from those readings at the public library.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

Dear Author: Benign way of saying no. Sincerely, The Editors.

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

Silhouttes

Book Sailing

Hit Or Missler Gun

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

"Hold on, Mrs. Martin, you know that book is not on the approve curriculum!!"

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."