Literary Lush Gifts

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."

Les Fleurs Du Mal

Hip Pocket Editions

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

German Expressionist Breakfast

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Distractions Of The Great

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

John Bunyan

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Iris Murdoch

The intellectual.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Thomas Hardy

Turning Japanese: I really think so.