Literary Lush Mugs

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."

Les Fleurs Du Mal

Hip Pocket Editions

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

John Bunyan

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

The intellectual.

Iris Murdoch

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Thomas Hardy

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."