Lyric-loving Lush Gifts

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Senta jumps into the sea

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

Rap-scallions

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Jerry Lordan

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Musical genres

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"