Lyric-loving Lush T-Shirts

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Senta jumps into the sea

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

Rap-scallions

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

George Martin

Jerry Lordan

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Karaoke night.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Nick Cave

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."