Luxury Lounging Lyricist Gifts

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Chillaxing!

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

The Red Carpet

Happy Brithday

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

Mile High Club

Lion Choir.

Pretending To Care

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

Chillaxing!

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Singer and Pianist.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Have you seen my onesie?"

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

Water Towers Labelled 'Still' and 'Sparkling'

'I've lost the will to die.'

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

Presidential suite.