Luxury Lounging Lyricist Mugs

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Chillaxing!

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Happy Brithday

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

The Red Carpet

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

Mile High Club

Lion Choir.

Pretending To Care

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

Chillaxing!

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

Singer and Pianist.

"Have you seen my onesie?"

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"This little song is made up of all my passwords. Hope you like it."

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

Water Towers Labelled 'Still' and 'Sparkling'

Presidential suite.

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."