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Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

celebrating a birth.

'They're dog roses!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Say it with Pierogies"

A feminist Christmas.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

How the gift registry should really work

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'