Lisp Speaker Gifts

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

MLK

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Mr Micawber Delivers some Valedictory Remarks

Tonight Lecture by Eastern Wise Man $25. A few words from local wise guys $1.98.

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

Fear of Public Speaking

President Barack Obama

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!''

Speech Impediment Cow

'The new chairman is a great speaker - he just goes on and on.'

"Here's your words for today ladies."

Danaelect: 'I've created a universal language that'll lead to world peace! It's called Danaelect.'

"We're actually gossiping at a water cooler instead of on social media. Does this make us hipsters?"