Linguistic Investigator Gifts

"And wot 'ave we 'ere, guv'nor?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Signing the declaration of independence.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The Oxford Comma Coin