'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'
Linguist At Heart Gifts
Looking for a gift for the linguist at heart? Whether they're a language lover, word nerd, or communication enthusiast, our collection offers smart, funny, and thoughtful products that celebrate their passion for words. From mugs that spell it out to t-shirts and prints that speak volumes, you'll find something to make their language-loving soul smile. Show appreciation for their linguistic flair with a gift that’s as clever as they are.
Cut A Rug
Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Torturing the English Language
Thru versus Through Traffic
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
Punctuation Police
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
What's normal?
"Damn - another letter to the editor."
'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'
"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"
"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."
"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"
'The Questioner'
Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'
'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'
"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."
"It's a play on words."
Lessons in Prehistory.
Ninedency: A budding tendency
Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!
'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'
Wordplay: In The Bag.
'Stick them up...'
'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'
Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.
'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'
'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'
Linguist At Heart Gifts Collection
Linguist At Heart Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate linguistic passion—perfect for the word lover who enjoys a good pun or clever saying with their morning coffee.
Linguist At Heart Pillows
Find pillows with witty language quotes and colorful typography that add a literary touch to any home or office space.
Linguist At Heart Prints
Browse our prints featuring inspiring and humorous language quotes—ideal for any linguist who loves to decorate with words.
Linguist At Heart T-Shirts
Discover our fun and clever t-shirts designed for the language enthusiast—wear their love for words with pride and style.