Lightning Eaters Gifts

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Garlic Free Zone.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Overzealous health inspectors.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Molecular gastronomy.

"I stand corrected..."

Cafe Philosophique

Jupiter

Endangered Entrees

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Recipes for disaster.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

Before you brag to your buddies about how you ate the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila, I should tell you that you really are the larval from of the moth Hypopta Agavis, which is, of course, a far less macho thing to do. Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."