Worm Eater Gifts

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Today's special... donuts.

The Worm Charmer

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'I could eat you.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'Where are you going?'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

Someday, the worm will turn.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Good day at work..?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'To be honest Bob, I'm very happy with my new career path.'

Worm Appreciation Society!