Worm Eater Gifts

Before you brag to your buddies about how you ate the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila, I should tell you that you really are the larval from of the moth Hypopta Agavis, which is, of course, a far less macho thing to do. Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

The Worm Charmer

Today's special... donuts.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'I could eat you.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

'Where are you going?'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Good day at work..?"

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Someday, the worm will turn.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Worm Appreciation Society!

'To be honest Bob, I'm very happy with my new career path.'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."