Lightning Eaters T-Shirts

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Garlic Free Zone.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Overzealous health inspectors.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

Molecular gastronomy.

"I stand corrected..."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Cafe Philosophique

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Endangered Entrees

Jupiter

Recipes for disaster.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"