Fire Eaters T-Shirts

'They shouldn't let him perform if he has hiccups!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Organic Soldering.

Athens wildfires

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'Oh, I could easily climb down on my own, but you see, I just love seeing Fire-Engines...'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Hudibras - 11 - The burning of the rumps at Temple Bar.

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"I warned him over eating could damage his health."

Sign above fire extinguisher case says, 'In Case of Fire and Brimstone Break Glass'.

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

Arsonists anonymous. Petrol can in case of fire.

"I'm not having a nice day."

'When Billy grows up he wants to be a fireman!'

Primitive lighter.

Remember That True Self Seminar You Sent Me To?

Fire Dreams of Microwave.

'I'm going to need more housekeeping...'

'I usually have a beard but my last girlfriend was a fire eater with the circus, which also explains the burnt toast smell.'