Engine Eater T-Shirts

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

Music to their ears.

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Overzealous health inspectors.

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

'So, hows the ullage?'

Car surrenders.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

We'll pass on the entrees...

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'