Cosmic Eater Gifts

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Kelly's worst nightmare was realized when, during a specially frantic binge, she devoured the entire planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Today's special... donuts.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Flying sauces.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Origins of Everything

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".