Lightning Bolt Joker Gifts

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Zeus's Caddy

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Hiker's right of way.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

A clown & his clone.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'Psych!'