Lightning Gifts

"Think fast!"

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"

Helluva lightning bug.

He hasn't been the same since someone stole his thunder.

Recipes for disaster.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

En garde!

"He's an indoor cat."

Zorro as a child.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Trawling for Fish.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'