Lightning Thrill-seeker Gifts

Not his time. . . Harv's heart is restarted by lightening!

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Skier flying past mountains

Little girl skiing.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Tunnel of Workaholics

Swinging through the jungle.

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Man sledging on his stomach.

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

Ski cannon.

A politicians runs from race horses

Santa Snowboarding

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"Why do we do this again?"

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Skier about to collide with a ram.

'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'