Lightning Prints

"Think fast!"

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"

Recipes for disaster.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

En garde!

"He's an indoor cat."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Trawling for Fish.

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Safe Christmas.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Candle Moment

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."