Light Prints

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

"Some just have to hit rock bottom before they'll quit."

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

Wow, it really lightens up the place.

Huddling Lampposts

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Campaign for Plain English

Punctuation Police

'No ice.'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"What was I thinking?!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

What else is there to wish for?

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."