Lighthearted Philosophy Pillows

Going Down?

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Push for Disco...

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Do you come here often?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

The Meaning of Life

"Wanna go out?"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'I had multiple personalities.'

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'