Lighthearted Philosophers Pillows

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Going Down?

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"FREEDOM!!!"

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Meaning of Life

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

'I had multiple personalities.'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"