Light Therapy Fan Pillows

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Have you been working out?'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Krazy straw"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Men and Women's changing rooms

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'