Light Of The Sea Gifts

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Bite out of fishing pier.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Happy holidays for kids.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"He's a keeper!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Fishing.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.