Lifestyle Philosophies Gifts

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cat in a flap

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Aging Support Group

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Trust

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Death coach..."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Macho Vegetarian

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'