Lifestyle Philosophers Gifts

Gen Y Elevator

There were times when Hilary and Joanne wondered if coming out had provided all the answers.

"You quit smoking, you ate healthy food, you were sporty....and then you got run over by a bus. Nobody can say that I don't have humour!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Cat in a flap

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Aging Support Group

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Trust

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Death coach..."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."