Life Support Satire Gifts

Looking for a gift that humorously comments on life's support systems? Dive into our collection of satirical designs that bring a witty, light-hearted perspective to life's ups and downs. Ideal for friends who enjoy clever humor and satire, these items are perfect for sparking conversations and chuckles alike.

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"He's on life support. Mostly support." mockup

"He's on life support. Mostly support."

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"I'm afraid you could go at any time." mockup

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

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"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

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'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.' mockup

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.' mockup

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

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"I feel your pain level."

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'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.' mockup

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

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"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer." mockup

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

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Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant. mockup

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

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Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

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"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?" mockup

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

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"I give up. Where's the patient?' mockup

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

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'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.' mockup

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

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"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise." mockup

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

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'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.' mockup

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

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"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow." mockup

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

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9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer. mockup

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

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How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu. mockup

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

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'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.' mockup

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

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"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group."

"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group." mockup

"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group."

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'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!' mockup

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

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Pay Hospital Bill Here.

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'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...' mockup

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

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Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills. mockup

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

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"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?" mockup

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

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The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations. mockup

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

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"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia." mockup

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

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"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?" mockup

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

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"I'm afraid you have a slow, painful, terminal disease, so I'm sending you to a hospital where you can catch a quicker one."

"I'm afraid you have a slow, painful, terminal disease, so I'm sending you to a hospital where you can catch a quicker one." mockup

"I'm afraid you have a slow, painful, terminal disease, so I'm sending you to a hospital where you can catch a quicker one."

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Hospital porter leaving brain behind mockup

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

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"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

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