Life Model T-Shirts

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

A life model paints a clothed man

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Alien Beauty Magazine

That every day look.

'Are you done yet?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Statue of Female Executive

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Girl's weight issues.

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

Amanda Seyfried

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Fashion Week"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them