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'Why can't you try to be more like me?'

No, you may not undress up as Miley for Halloween.

'Except...That.'

"It's 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little Princess.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"