Life Model Gifts

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

A life model paints a clothed man

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

That every day look.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Statue of Female Executive

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Are you done yet?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."