Role Models Gifts

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Statue of Female Executive

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Except...That.'

'...Just like Daddy!'

Hall of Fame

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"There! I have enough reserves to seriously consider retirement. All my years of hard work have paid off! This Halloween pushed me over the 50-pound mark."

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take an interest in anything."

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

You deserve a magnificent mentor award.

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

"You cast a heavy shadow on your son."

"My cousin Nilda is coming over...the one who put three children through college. And my friend Yolanda...who vowed to never fight with her sister-in-law. And Miss Talamantez...a nicel ady I met at the market who has her own business! We call ourselves th

"I want a cool piercing like you, Grandpa Moby!"

"One day I'm going to be like Dr. King."

"Gracie thinks even pets deserve role models."

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'