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"Relax, I'm a professional. I went to school for this."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

My First Camera

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Caricatures $20"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Turtle nude painting.

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'Do you know any other poses?'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

Dot to dot cave art.

Just another day at the hand job

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

I always wanted to be a muse.

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Life drawing class.

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'Cartoonist thinking'

'You're messing with my head.'

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

"Corporate support of the arts, chief--now more important than ever."

Artist painting model

"Well, usually when the model dies the life drawing class is over."

'You're supposed to draw something.'