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"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

"Young Frankenstein"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Piracy on a boating lake

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

That every day look.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'Are you done yet?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Amanda Seyfried

Mammoth Posing

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."