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'You have reached your destination.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Innovative

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Id/Ego/Superego.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Smart Bomb.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Motorway of the Self

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"