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Pilot with champagne.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Pearly King and Queen

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Jumping Man

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

A very fine vintage

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Graduate of 2021

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"We're potty training."

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

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"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"Way to go, son."

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"