Milestone Mapper Mugs

I think she's about to say her first word!

Pilot with champagne.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Pearly King and Queen

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Jumping Man

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

A very fine vintage

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

Graduate of 2021

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Happy Birthday!

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Even you forgot my anniversary. Rudy Park, 20 years. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Really. Did everyone forget? Everyone! Not a card, not an email, not a singing telegram, not an instant message or tweet in Rudy's honor. Nothing telling us that this fine feature has: 1. Made America a better place, 2. Led to the dissolution of hatred and vice, 3. Had similar positive effects on you as a high-fiber diet. Uncle Mort, please don't get all mushy. I hate when my sweet little nephew is hurting. Come here a

"We're potty training."

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"

"Way to go, son."

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."