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Heart of America or Bypass

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shred the plank."

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Sister Cities

Exit Next Left

Best Places to Retire

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Climate Change -- You are here.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"