Morning Adventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Mom" Dad! I got dressed and brushed my teeth! Can I go outside and play?!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

Late night teddy reading

First aid in mountains

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Happy Hour

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Breakthrough

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"