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'Good Morning!'

It's 7 AM Somewhere

Bunny in People Slippers.

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

1,572 Performances.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

"Dang it."

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

Bunny in People Slippers.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"