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'Good Morning!'

It's 7 AM Somewhere

Bunny in People Slippers.

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

1,572 Performances.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Good Morning Britain

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

the Morning Joe team.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Good coffee."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"Dang it."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

Bunny in People Slippers.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'