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the Morning Joe team.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

1,572 Performances.

Mums coffee morning

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Household water use'

Good Morning Britain

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"Dang it."

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

Chris Evans

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'Good Morning!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.