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Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

1,572 Performances.

Mums coffee morning

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Household water use'

"I'm more of a day owl."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"Good coffee."

"Dang it."

Chris Evans

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Good Morning!'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'